The Pizza Hypothesis
Hypothesis
Unusual late-night restaurant activity near major government facilities systematically precedes major geopolitical announcements.
A late dinner is not, by itself, a geopolitical briefing.
Data required
- Hourly busyness near the Pentagon and other facilities
- A dated list of major announcements
- Typical busyness by hour of week
Confounders
- Sporting events and holidays
- Restaurant openings and closures
- Weather
- Selection bias in remembered anecdotes
Proposed methodology
Compute busyness z-scores by hour of week. Compare the rate of z ≥ 2 nights in the 48 hours before announcements with the rate on all other nights, using only data that was available at the time.
Evidence so far / historical evaluation
This experiment is Proposed. It has produced no evidence.
No data collected. Historical claims are anecdotal and have not been tested here.
Next-stage requirement
Begin timestamped hourly busyness collection, retain availability times, and define the announcement list and hour-of-week comparison protocol before evaluation.
What would disprove it?
In an adequately powered, held-out comparison, elevated busyness is no more frequent before announcements than on matched control nights after accounting for confounders.
These are proposed rejection criteria, not observed results. An underpowered or incomplete test would remain inconclusive.
Conclusion
None. There is not yet sufficient evidence to draw one.
