Human behavior · Instrument dossier
Pentagon Pizza Index
Would measure how busy restaurants near major government facilities are late at night. A long-standing folk hypothesis says late-night food orders spike before major announcements.
Current reading
Not collecting yet. No measurements or baseline exist for this planned detector.
Washington DC area
Interpretation
No statistical assessment is available before collection begins.
What movement could mean
Not established. No data has been collected. Source-reported severity, statistical deviation and real-world risk are different questions. This reading does not independently support a hypothesis about intent or cause.
Evidence and limitations
- Cadence and latency
- Collection is not scheduled. Collection cadence is not source latency; no measured end-to-end latency is provided here. Source publication and revisions can delay what is visible.
Known false-positive patterns
Coverage and blind spots
Technical detail
- Measurement definition
- Proposed: live busyness relative to typical busyness, by hour of week.
- Raw metric
- Not configured
- Method
- Not yet implemented. No measurements are collected or displayed for this detector.